Car Seat Headrest - Beach Fagz Chords

Car Seat Headrest - Beach Fagz Chords

[Intro] Em F C F

[Verse]
Em             F
Woke up, had a boner
          C              F
Dragged a comb across my boner
Em               F        C                     F
I said it’s high time for us to experience high tide
Em                             F
No thanks I don’t drink and oh god are you drunk
            C                       F
What you’ve done this vibrato isn’t helping things much
Em                     F
No one should trust my statement of faith
        C                           F
Cause I didn’t make eye contact and I kept touching my face

[Chorus]
C F C F

C          F
Be honest, but not that honest
C          F
Be honest, but not that honest

[Verse]
  Em                     F
I think I know where the bathrooms are here
          C                                   F
I’ve been going to this restaurant for, what, 17 years?
      Em             F
For a minute there
C                  F
I thought you were twice as tall as me
Em                    F
You’re no Spencer and I’m no Dan
    C                            F
But we’ll sound like Wolf Parade much as we can
Em                  F
For a minute there
C                  F
I thought you were twice as tall as me

[Chorus]
C          F
Be honest, but not that honest
C          F
Be honest, but not that honest

[Verse]
         Em                           F
You said “why don’t you just grab the brush from da Vinci
             C               F
And tell him how he could be doing it better”
  Em         F
I said
C                            F
“You’re supposed to call him Leonardo”

Em F C F
C F C F (x4)

[Outro] (palm-muted)
  F                        C           
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
  F                        C           
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
  F                        C           
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
  F                        C           
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend

(growing in intensity)
  Em           F            C       F
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
  Em           F            C       F
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend

(full chords)
  Em           F            C       F
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
  Em           F            C       F
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend

(single strokes)
C            F
I wish I was dead
C            F
I wish I was dead

(full chords again)
C            F
I wish I was dead
C            F
I wish I was dead
C            F
I wish I was dead
C            F
I wish I was dead
C               F
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish... (x4