H3H3 Productions - Midget Matzah Chords

H3H3 Productions - Midget Matzah Chords

[Intro]

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[Verse]
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Met a girl some time ago
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   I call her midget matzah
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Cutest thing that I've ever know'd
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   She's my little cutie
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Coming to visit gonna grab that whale
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    They call him Shamu
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I'll grab his head and you grab his tail
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     And we'll bring him to the ocean
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Woah-oh, I hope its not very far
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   'cause whales are very heavy
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And woah-oh, we'll let him jump over you
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    And pretend he's Free Willy
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We'll be just like Bonnie and Clyde
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    For the 21st century
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Drive around in cars that run on vegetable oil
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    And riding turtles to the ocean

[Chorus]
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Woah-oh, bring a camera so the world can see
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    The cracks in the concrete
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And woah-oh, the cutest thing that ever be
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   My little cutie

[Outro]
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